Hello loyal and illustrious blog-followers,
First, I would like to commend you for picking such a wonderful blog to follow. You must be really smart. And pretty.
Second, you should know that this is Arlene’s daughter Sabrina writing. I serve as manager, middle(wo)man and menial pencil-pusher for mom’s blog’s IT division. As such, I feel it is my duty to inform you that we are experiencing some technical difficulties with the sidebar and pictures. So if things start changing around a lot or disappearing, you may send your complaints to the company email: email@example.com.
We hope to have this all sorted soon and we thank you for your continued readership during these times. As a token of our appreciation, please enjoy the comic below.
TheFlipSideOfFifty tech support